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Officially, we must ask you to read the following terms and conditions carefully. Unofficially, we would encourage you to shut off your computer and make your way to the nearest slope or beach. By using this website, you agree to agree with our privacy policy. If you can only agree to disagree then please do not use our site.
Copyright
Simply put: everything on this site is the property of Protest. Please don’t reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell, or otherwise exploit our site for any commercial purpose without written permission from us. If you want to use an image or a logo or a video or whatever, just ask us.
Trademarks
Protest is a registered trademark of Dekker Olifanta BV. Our graphics, logos, page headers, button icons, scripts, service names and the like are all trademarks of Dekker Olifanta. Again, please don’t copy or use them without our permission. Wow, you’re still reading. We figured you’d be on a board by now.
Collecting Information
First of all, we are not top-secret government spooks. But… like a lot of websites, we gather information about how visitors use our site. In general, you can visit most of our web pages without telling us who you are or revealing any personal information about yourself. We may track your Internet domain address for trends and statistics, but you will remain anonymous unless you tell us who you are. We promise to respect your privacy and not share any of this information with anyone, especially not your psycho ex-girlfriend.
Using Information
We may use the information we collect to:
- Customize and/or personalize your communications and shopping experience
- Better respond to your customer service inquiries
- Communicate with you about products events and other promotional purposes
- Administer contests, promotions, surveys or other website features
- Train an army of yetis to conquer the world
Third Party Links
We sometimes link to third-party sites that we think are useful and cool. Unfortunately, we have no control over these sites. So if you find a video of a naked dancing bear singing show tunes on one of the sites, don’t blame us.
Unsubscribing, Removing or Modifying Your Information
Guess what: If you don’t wanna talk to us, we don’t wanna talk to you. So if you prefer not to receive information from Protest or would like to update or change your personal information or preferences, please drop us a line.
Policy Changes
Sometimes we change our privacy policy to keep with the times. If you care about such things, you should read it every now and again.
Online Policy Only
This online privacy policy applies only to information collected through our website and not to information collected offline. Got it? Good. Now get the hell out of here. Your board is waiting.
